Take your parents’ credit cards
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Buy a bunch of crap that you don’t need
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And will never ever use
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Your mom and dad are out of town
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And they trust you implicitly
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A rubber chicken for the mail man
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Is on your horizon
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And there is nothing
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That I’d rather do
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And there is nothing
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That I’d rather do
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Your sugar daddy’s turning 50
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He shops for you indiscreetly
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A fashion show
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In his penthouse and black silk kimono
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Step out into your short shorts
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Put out as often as you need to
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To make his summer #1
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And there is nothing
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That I’d rather do
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And there is nothing
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That I’d rather do
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