Wig Master

You said, “I will build you a bed of cactus
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Where you can sleep
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When the night is too sharp”
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I said, “I will cover you with wax
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And light your hair like a wick
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When the night is too cold”
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You don’t think of me as often as I’d like you to
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But when you do
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It’s of me looking for you on the ship
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The plane I am waiting on
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Has your face printed on the wings
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When it crashes, I will eat the paint off
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I’m gonna spank your ass so hard
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You will hate the wig master
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But I’ll put two pillows on your dining room chair
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You’re like a parrot
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Something that belongs to me
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And not to you
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Loneliness isn’t being alone
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It’s when someone loves you
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And you don’t have it in you to love them back
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Look at my hair
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It’s a dirty little mop crying
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For you to send it away
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All a guy needs
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Is a chance to pull off my clothes
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And snicker, “Try harder”
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If you mail me a toy
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I will use it
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But that’s the most I have to offer
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“Do you want to see my panties?”
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Is the last thing
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I will ever say to you
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“I want to finger every teenager I see,”
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Is the last thing
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You say to me
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Don’t make fun of my night out
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Source: https://genius.com/Xiu-xiu-wig-master-lyrics